Its been a great night you wined me you dined me, I like you, you like me and damn it I’m horny! Getting me back to your place was half the battle but now you are kissing me, caressing my every curve, taking my clothes off, gentle but firm with every touch and thennnnn…”WTF do u mean you don’t have any condoms???” Are you kidding me bro???

C’mon now dude you had to have known that you might, you JUST might be getting laid tonight why the hell do you not have any condoms??? This is Supawackness!!! No seriously, you either don’t have condoms because A.) You never get laid and that means you’re probably lame which makes me not want to give up the ass OR B.) Just don’t ever wear condoms, which means you probably have a STD or about 9 kids roaming the streets of NYC, which DEFINITELY makes me not want to give up the ass. Oh and guess what, by the time you take that trip to the store to go and BUY some condoms…well I’m really not in the mood anymore, in fact, I think I should definitely just call it a night and go home to my shower head! Thanks for nothing buddy you are the definition of SupaWack!