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This is F&#kup in so many ways I don’t know where to start. I’m not one to stand on a soapbox and not be able to see the humor in shit. This news clip is really Supawack and absolutely hilarious, “Doing “Hoodrat Stuff” has to be the sound bite of the year.
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Well, the real reason Suge got knocked the f%$ck out is simple, anybody can be touched. No matter who you are you can get chin checked. I don’t care who you are, supa dupa gangsta, police officer, the president, the pope; you can get got. Suge got a little too comfortable on his [...]

Douchebags, Entertainment, Wackness »

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS5kqC0r35A&hl=en&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6]Not only is this a straight scam but the informercial for Extenze is also straight up Supawack. The actor in it is <a href=”http://www.myspace.com/sergiomodel“>Sergio Kardenas. It seems like money’s been doing the acting thing for a long sec. I’m not sure how this cat gets down these days but this old joint got him [...]

Douchebags, Music, The Haters, Wackness »

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A reader of Supawack that works for a label sent us this insightful beauty over. Why are so may artist delusional with their so called craft? Apparently Jonathon Ebanks / JE aka MaJEstik sent out a mass unsolicited E-mail to record executives last week in a attempted to get singed. This idiot is such genus [...]

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This dude gives DC the OG chocolate city a F%@king bad name. Please somebody anybody else from DC stand the F up and get some national sine for yo shit and PUT THIS SUPAWACK MOFO IN THE GARBAGE. Tabi Bonney needs to Fade To Black I mean klack klack klack klack klack because he’s Hella [...]

Douchebags, Fashion, Wackness »

Somebody is Jacking somebody else style and it’s Supawack. On the left we have the culprit the freaky panty sniffer himself Mr. I Want To Pee On You. On the right the victim Mr. Standout in a crowed a 50-foot gold robot aptly named Ambassador Magma aka Goldar a 1966 Japanese TV star. Mr. Pee [...]

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This is straight up Supawack! You should be able to be in Central Park around 4AM when it’s closed with your drugs. The authorities shouldn’t be able to distribute your crackhead antics. Middle-aged Television Anchormen loitering with some “Meth” is Hella-Wack.
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Nelly you let Fergie aka The Dutchess get on your new single and use the easiest double-time rhyme style and straight up out shine and crush you on your SHIT. SW ALLDAY That’s my word son. The Dutchess bitchslap the Grill out yo dome piece. I never felt your spit but I give it [...]

Douchebags, Wackness »

Its been a great night you wined me you dined me, I like you, you like me and damn it I’m horny! Getting me back to your place was half the battle but now you are kissing me, caressing my every curve, taking my clothes off, gentle but firm with every touch and thennnnn…”WTF do [...]

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I fell threw Cineaspace on Dim Mak Tuesdays Key Words Fell Threw. If you know about LA then you know Tuesday nights at this spot are the Hipster Olympics in full effect. Not one second after I got a drink this wack ass drunk mofe comes stumbling by me headed for the stairs. So I [...]